🛸 About CtrlAltAlien | Zetra

To dismantle hustle culture with cosmic humor, dark wisdom, and wearable movement — empowering beings to reboot their sanity, reclaim their peace, and remember they were never broken.

Mission

Vision

A galaxy where burnout isn’t a badge of honor, sarcasm is sacred, and every overworked soul finds comfort, clarity, and cosmic-level humor through Zetra’s guidance.

Because this isn’t just a brand. It’s a movement.
One hoodie and one sarcastic affirmation at a time.

Cosmic Humor. Burnout Recovery. Anti-Hustle Apparel.

Welcome to CtrlAltAlien, the intergalactic movement for the tired, talented, and totally over it.

Born from burnout and built on sarcasm, this is where cosmic wisdom meets workplace chaos — and your hoodie has your back when HR doesn’t.

At the center of this universe is Zetra — your burnout sponsor, chaos translator, and occasional oracle. She’s here to dismantle hustle culture, normalize radical rest, and remind you that you were never broken — just surrounded by broken systems.

🛸 What We Believe

✨ Radical Rest
Burnout isn’t weakness. It’s a cosmic clue to slow the hell down. We normalize rest, naps, and logging off unapologetically.

👽 Empowered Sarcasm
We laugh through the absurdity. Humor isn’t a distraction — it’s a healing mechanism. Zetra delivers truth with a smirk and a side-eye.

☄️ Authenticity Over Aesthetics
We’re not here to be Pinterest-perfect. We’re here to be real, raw, and slightly radioactive.

🌌 Cosmic Rebellion
We question harmful norms, challenge corporate absurdity, and support those prioritizing their needs, values, and well-being — whether quietly or loudly.

💀 Compassion With Edge
Zetra doesn’t sugarcoat. She uplifts with honesty, not fluff — because the galaxy needs real help, not vague vibes. We lead with ethics and dark humor in equal measure.

📡 Community for the Emotionally Employed
Whether you’re surviving a spreadsheet, a meltdown, or a Mercury-in-retrograde boss, you're not alone here. This is your alien-approved support group.

👁️ Zetra’s Final Transmission

“Rest is power.
Humor is armor.
This isn’t just merch — it’s the uniform of the movement.”

🛸 Join the Movement. Stay Cosmic.